Any excuse to drink before noon. Jackalopes. Whittling. Constent judgment. Smirking. Small hands. Nicotine stains. Black coffee. Rhyming dictionarys. Skipping rope. Staring contests. Throwing knives. Road trips. Motion sickness. Sarcasm. Smoking in the bathtub. Extream tree climbing. Drunken karaoke wars. Picking locks. Ripping photographs and letters. Taping everything back together again. Excuses.
