Now, I don't mean it.

I don't even like virgins. Let alone want to ravage them.

Nothing against virgins, you understand. After all, I love the Virgin Mary. And my dog, Tina-the-Beast is a virgin (though not by choice, but neither was the Virgin Mary).

Give me an experienced woman, anytime. Let us ravage one another, consensually and not for money. Much more fun.

Meanwhile, back to the headline:

The reason I posted that screaming boldface, RAVAGE ALL VIRGINS!!! above my MySpace blog was as a test. Just to see if anyone breathing is out there who doesn't want 'to meet cool, new people'.

You see, my inflammatory political posts, as well as the ones with masterful irony and humor, and the deeply spiritual ones... Well, they are all going unnoticed.

So let's see if something sexually outrageous gets attention.

But if I get more fake, cyber-bimbos, peddling the promise of S-E-X, they need not bother.

Last night, I set up a MySpace page.

This morning, my electric mailbox was stuffed with obviously mechanized, but seductivly honed pitches from cyber vamps. None, of course, were in direct response to my desire to share ideas.

So it looks as though my purpose may not be achieved.

If I want to start dating young blondes, I'd do it myself -- and it wouldn't be blondes.

These vampires don't seem to know that, despite my age and financial condition, I'm already an accomplished chic magnet -- with no need to buy s-e-x. Couldn't afford it anyway.

My serious question is twofold:

Is there a way to automatically have my Dangerous Mind posts appear on MySpace? And, although my profile clearly states my purpose, is there a way to direct my page to those who are truly interested in sharing good tasting ideas? I even offer a money-back guarantee.

When I signed up the other day, I put my myspace as my website and it went through. But today when I realized that I left off an 's' in my bio part of my profile on here, I tried to add the 's' and now it's telling me that my website is not a valid URL. When I tried to click the link, it says "access denied" or something along those lines.

I do promote my writing on my myspace account, and I'd like to keep that as my website address here.

Can someone tell me why it is suddenly not working?

Thanks, Judy

I could be wrong, but couldn't the entire difference here be due to the fact that Facebook began as a college social network service, while MySpace has always been a free-for-all?

Dunno, but it sure seems to make more sense than the class divisions theme asserted here.