In being an alcoholic, I would always pride myself in being one who became an intellect after I got drunk, otherwise known as the intellectual drunk. I oozed false wisdom and fake charisma, after some few bottles that I didn’t possess when I was sober. Now I am not sure my claim would be politically correct because, besides the “being high” aspect, there was always the major league screw up part, which would steal the highlights of my charisma and wisdom.