If you are reading this, you are probably aware of the fact that there is a diminishing handful of wayward Luddite souls who are nothing like you: They do not share your electropurian addiction to all things digital. They have no idea of what RSS is, they don't give a rat's knuckle about Joost, or the iPhone, or the new iMac, or Ruby on Rails, or new Linux distros. They couldn't care less about Gmail, they have never seen Chocolate Rain on YouTube, and they certainly have no use for Web 2-point anything.

Wikipedia sounds less like an informational site and more like one of the following:
A) The definitive guide to pagan worship
B) The science of weaving bamboo strips into Herman Miller chairs