Now, I don't mean it.

I don't even like virgins. Let alone want to ravage them.

Nothing against virgins, you understand. After all, I love the Virgin Mary. And my dog, Tina-the-Beast is a virgin (though not by choice, but neither was the Virgin Mary).

Give me an experienced woman, anytime. Let us ravage one another, consensually and not for money. Much more fun.

Meanwhile, back to the headline:

The reason I posted that screaming boldface, RAVAGE ALL VIRGINS!!! above my MySpace blog was as a test. Just to see if anyone breathing is out there who doesn't want 'to meet cool, new people'.

You see, my inflammatory political posts, as well as the ones with masterful irony and humor, and the deeply spiritual ones... Well, they are all going unnoticed.

So let's see if something sexually outrageous gets attention.

But if I get more fake, cyber-bimbos, peddling the promise of S-E-X, they need not bother.