The following story appeared today on the Associated Press wire:
God has apparently responded to a lawsuit filed by a Nebraska lawmaker, and one of the filings seems to have dropped in from the heavens. "This one miraculously appeared on the counter. It just all of a sudden was here — poof!" said John Friend, clerk of the Douglas County District Court in Omaha.
The response was one of at least two to a lawsuit filed against God last week by state Sen. Ernie Chambers of Omaha, the state's longest-serving lawmaker.
Signed by "God," the response filed Wednesday argues the defendant is immune from some earthly laws and the court lacks jurisdiction over God.
Though I don't know for sure, I assume that the respondent must be a fake God. The real one doesn't like to hang around lawyers.
He-She-It, you see, has a keen sense of smell.
Couldn't resist.
-Arye Michael Bender, wearing a manly cologne
