The fourth season of one of ‘Project Runway’ debuted last night and overall it made me miss the first three seasons. The Bravo Network has been advertising heavily for the premiere by featuring the contestants saying cleverly scripted sound bites, but my gut reaction about them panned out during the first episode – most are reincarnated freak show exhibits.

It’s not that I mind the eccentric personality of two, but this season is top heavy with them. There is Sweet P, the ex-biker chick whose forearms scare the hell out of me. Accompany her tattoos with the clichéd baby doll dresses and you have a taste of her sweetness.

Kit claims that life is too short to wear ugly clothes so I suspect she only has a month to live (in lieu of flowers, please send donations to your nearest Salvation Army donation box).

Carmen was an ex-model who has fuglied herself up post catwalk career.